I usually try to ignore the advertisements on Facebook, but this one caught my eye a while back:
Notice the wording and syntax in the ad. It’s obviously not aimed at middle-aged men. The use of the hyperbolic “tons” and the pleonastic “super fast” makes me want to throw up… because it reminds me of when I was a teenager and I was told that I could throw up food and it was a “super fast” way to lose a “ton” of weight by one of the girls on my cheerleading squad. I’m guessing young women are intended demographic (i.e. attractive white girl, fun colored hair, bright pink bubble, “crazy skinny,” etc.)
The ad seems to point you to “yogamixalot.com.” Ok, so I’m gleaning that Kelly Osbourne (who I think looks great, by the way) used this unknown product that may have something to do with a yoga program, and she lost a lot of weight without having to change her diet.
Clicking on the advertisement lead me to what looked like a Women’s Health Magazine article on Garcinia Cambogia extract and something called the Raspberry Keytone Diet.
This is a screenshot from the yogamixalot site on October 2nd:
The page features a reporter and writer named Hannah Richards who “recently put an emerging diet trend to the test. We had to see for ourselves what this diet was all about.”
Here’s a picture of Hannah, the reporter from Women’s Health:
Ms. Richards reports that these pills are the most amazing thing she’s ever taken, despite the fact that she’s a reporter and, apparently, a sceptic. She only became a believer after her results took her by surprise. Her “real” results are that she lost 18 lbs in one month without changing her daily routine. She didn’t have to work out or change the way she ate. She describes the results as “consistent.” Hannah also says her skin now looks amazing and she feels incredible. She’s down to 121 lbs and feels like she did back in college!
Thank goodness, Hannah posts her own “actual” before and after pictures:
Yikes, that looks like a lot more than an 18 lb weight loss, Hannah. Are you being humble about your accomplishment or was your stomach filled with hot air before Garcinia Cambogia popped it?
Wait a minute. Does Hannah look a little different to you?
Oh, I didn’t mean there. I mean, yeah, sure. There too. These before and after photos are probably not the same woman and have most likely been photoshopped.
I mean here and here:
And if you visit the site now, “Hannah Richards” looks like this:
There is no writer from Women’s Health Magazine named “Hannah Richards.” There is no reporter that I could find named “Hannah Richards.” I did, however, find a lovely redheaded photographer from New Zealand named Hannah Richards.
Oh, and by doing a reverse image search, I found another webpage (dailyhealthreports.com) that uses Hannah’s new picture with a different name:
These websites are obviously not real. How stupid are these scam artists who throw a bunch of different women on a page as the same person and think we won’t notice?!?
It has worked and is currently working. A bunch of people have bought Garcinia Cambogia. Just like we’ve bought most diet pills, natural or synthetic, that have hit the market from the start of this whole national weight obsession thing. I guess we see past the obvious and lean on the hope that THIS one will FIX ME.
Women’s Health Magazine is seeking legal action against the spammers who have been using multiple ads directed at several demographics to shell out many “natural supplements” seemingly endorsed by WH magazine.
By the way, yogamixalot.com (and its other stupid urls) now look as if they are an article by Hannah 2.0 from Glamour Magazine about how Snooki lost 18 lbs (the exact weight Hannah lost in the previous version of the site!? What a coincidence!) Check out the screenshot of the website here.
Ok, y’all. Here’s the bottom line:
There is no magic pill that will help you lose weight in any long-term or healthy way.
BUT KELLY OSBORNE SAID IT WORKED!
No, she didn’t. I searched and searched for her personal endorsement and couldn’t find it. I also searched for any rumors or gossip that she may have secretly used the product. Nope. You know what I found? Her interview from when she lost 70 lbs and said that “Diets don’t work.” I agree, Kelly. I agree.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COMMENT SECTION AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT WEBSITE WHERE PEOPLE POSTED IT WORKED?
BUT THE COMMENTS ARE FROM THE DAY YOU FOUND THE PAGE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Ok, I tried my real one too.
I am not a doctor. However, I am a consumer, and I’ve personally tried the product. I’ve been taking the “recommended” dosage of Garcinia Cambogia every day for the past month without changing my diet or exercise habits (just like the fake reporter “Hannah”).
That’s right, I went to GNC and bought some of the stuff. I wasn’t about to give my credit card number to some spammers online. In fact, many customers are complaining that these sites have fraudulently charged their credit cards without honoring cancellation requests.
Spammers aside, the pills do not work. Trust me. Nothing happens. I didn’t grow a six-pack.
I said it when I started this website, and I’ll say it again: THERE IS NO MAGIC PILL FOR WEIGHT LOSS.
Lower your caloric intake and up your cardiovascular activity. That’s what it takes.
Health is achieved by putting good food into your body and getting active in a way that is fun and consistently challenging your body’s memory… but that’s a different story than just losing weight. Weight loss = burning more calories than you take in per day. Period.
Now, Iet’s all (me included) get back to our lives without idiotic and harmful pills, shall we?
What did you think of this article about diet pill scams? Have you ever experienced something similar or different with weight-loss supplements? Leave a comment!